CURRENTLY...

I'm working fulltime at a company called Classiccloseouts.com where my boss flies to China every so often and brings back hordes of cheap ass foolery. I mainly try to keep the website looking nice, and if you have had gotten the chance to look at it, trust in that a redesign is in the works. Hey I just got there...

RECENT NEWS...

October 2005: Brian finally confirms that ancient Dinosaurs were in fact taller than his current stature of 6' 6''...

Just like the question of who came first, the chicken or the egg, scientists have long pondered the question of who was taller, Brian or the dinosaur. At the ripe age of 28, oops I mean 27...Brian finally made the long arduous journey to the Museum of Natural History to put this debate to rest.

He brought with him a tape measure, a scientist known around the world for being able to discern who was the winner at height contests and a midget...just for good measure.

When we first arrived at the exhibit, it was hard to tell who was bigger, but then we realized that our eyes were just being tricked by a magical illusion. Because the dinosaur was farther away, Brian just appeared taller...silly us. Several steps closer, a little giant ladder, a scientist with a midget on his shoulder with the tape measure and some careful calculations and it was confirmed...the dinosaur was infact taller than Brian much to his dismay.

Although saddened by this discovery, Brian ate some ice cream and felt better in the fact that he could still qualify for handicapped plates in NYC, something that the dinosaur couldn't do.

WHY 21ROBOTS?

Many have asked, why 21Robots, that's weird, you're weird... Well here's the "why"...

My work consists of a constantly changing train of thought. Basically anytime I start to do one thing, something totally unrelated comes up and I have to work on something else and which requires remembering a new set of rules and tasks.

Doing this on a consistent basis has made me come to the conclusion that nanobots must have formed in my brain, 21 to be exact. There's no other explanation as to how I remember to do laundry.

MORE BLATHER:

Exploring this site will give you a clue what I do most of the time. The other free hours are usually spent doing things like hiking, or random exercising (like handballcourt racquetball or walking through the ghetto at night).